Latest tweets as of Tuesday the 9th of March @5:54pm
Whoa! Look how huge my dock is! (Windows users, cover your eyes) http://tweetphoto.com/13801658 #288 Puked out this morning @9:34am
I like how some people use the purple felt Crown Royal bag as an actual bag #287 Conjured up this morning @8:20am
Guess who has two thumbs and got only like 4 hours of sleep... This guy! #286 Twept this morning @7:08am
I feel like I'm surrounded by a bunch of weirdos. Or... I'm a weirdo and everyone else is normal... It's probably the latter #285 Conjured up yesterday @9:51am
I'm at Wal-Mart (don't ask) and just overheard a lady say to her son "if you go to the bathroom, you'll be stolen" #284 Generated Sunday @5:23pm
I sometimes wish my apartment would flood or something so I could file a claim and get a new MacBook #280 Spat onto the world Friday @11:23am
I had a dream last night that I was a member of the Huxtable family, but nobody seemed to notice that I wasn't black #279 Conjured up Friday @8:26am
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I'm considering growing a mustache, wearing short shorts along with floral shirts, and driving a red Ferrari 308 GTS #278 Devised Thursday @12:33pm
I'm listening to Woodpigeon and I don't know how I feel about that #277 Conjured up Wednesday @10:15am
What are all these kids doing at the coffee shop?? #276 Devised Wednesday @9:26am
I saw people trying to go the wrong way down a one way street on 4 separate occasions today. I also almost got run over once. #275 Generated March 2nd 17:29
I'm good for the environment #274 Spat onto the world March 2nd 10:12
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iMaxi - The Apple iPad Case with Protective Wings http://bit.ly/bCZKeQ #273 Devised March 2nd 08:14
"It aint a stripper pole, is a exercise pole!" #272 Devised March 1st 20:28
Contemplating building my own Twitter/Facebook app but am loosing steam on the idea and beginning to deem it pointless #271 Conjured up March 1st 19:24
After annoyingly deleting 100+ spam comments a day, I have deleted my blog and built my own basic CMS http://bit.ly/a5lreN #270 Puked out March 1st 19:20
@LibraryThingTim @AbbyBlachly no props for moderating 200k of those reviews??!! ;) #269 Puked out March 1st 11:25
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Check out the recently launched, amazingly cool, new blog design I did for @MoxiePawsTM - http://bit.ly/9G5tCG #268 Puked out March 1st 08:49