Look what I took home last night- soo sexy http://tweetphoto.com/13583835
#283 Generated Sunday @8:02am

It seems like everybody I know is having a baby... I think I'll just get a puppy
#282 Devised Friday @11:50pm

Sooo good!! http://tweetphoto.com/13351006
#281 Puked out Friday @2:10pm

I sometimes wish my apartment would flood or something so I could file a claim and get a new MacBook
#280 Spat onto the world Friday @11:23am

I had a dream last night that I was a member of the Huxtable family, but nobody seemed to notice that I wasn't black
#279 Conjured up Friday @8:26am

I'm considering growing a mustache, wearing short shorts along with floral shirts, and driving a red Ferrari 308 GTS
#278 Devised Thursday @12:33pm

I'm listening to Woodpigeon and I don't know how I feel about that
#277 Conjured up Wednesday @10:15am

What are all these kids doing at the coffee shop??
#276 Devised Wednesday @9:26am

I saw people trying to go the wrong way down a one way street on 4 separate occasions today. I also almost got run over once.
#275 Generated March 2nd 17:29

I'm good for the environment
#274 Spat onto the world March 2nd 10:12

iMaxi - The Apple iPad Case with Protective Wings http://bit.ly/bCZKeQ
#273 Devised March 2nd 08:14

"It aint a stripper pole, is a exercise pole!"
#272 Devised March 1st 20:28

Contemplating building my own Twitter/Facebook app but am loosing steam on the idea and beginning to deem it pointless
#271 Conjured up March 1st 19:24

After annoyingly deleting 100+ spam comments a day, I have deleted my blog and built my own basic CMS http://bit.ly/a5lreN
#270 Puked out March 1st 19:20

@LibraryThingTim @AbbyBlachly no props for moderating 200k of those reviews??!! ;)
#269 Puked out March 1st 11:25